Spider-Man and Barack

Yea yea Spider-Man and Barack Obama I like what I see

Daybreakers

Vampire Life Sucks and Then You Don't Die‎

In the 2010 I had high hopes for a few blockbuster movies that I would pay to watch and they would be completely worth each dollar and I wanted to start the year off strong saw Sherlock Homes and I liked it but one movie I thought would be great movie that had to go disappoint the shit out of me it would have to be Day breakers to break my movie MoJo.

So what did I expect from movie?

1. Well for one I liked the movie Blade 2 and I love the whole idea of regular Vampires being eaten by mutant super ugly 3 times more powerful vampires.

2. I expect a lot of killing and I expect a lot of blood and expect there to R- rated language

3. Expect the movie to make sense. I understand it’s a movie but what the characters say should match the story line

4. Last I just want to sit through the movie and be entertained

How did Daybreakers go wrong?

1. Well first off how is a movie going to have mutated vampires that are stronger more blood thirsty and increasing in number in a rapid rate. Yet they hardly even feature these things killing people. Honestly shouldn’t even of had them in the trailer cause they got as much screen time as Stan Lee in a Marvel movie (makes a appearance then leaves) Now that I think about it those bat like vampires didn’t kill one vampire or human. They were like side characters, which made no sense cause the whole city was supposedly turning into these things.

2. The killing was completely off man I read a review on the movie that said it was a blood thriller with a lot of killing but I watched the movie and there was some gore but in one part the end. I mean every time something that could be action pack was about to happen they cut away and what do the movie viewer get to see the left over bodies and a detached head they always ended the shot with detached head. I felt like they were saying “hey I know you were expecting to see some killer shot out but instead here’s a bloody head enjoy.” Another just little fact I felt like the Vampires were more Zombies like they had no powers just technology and long life span that’s all they were smart zombies that turned into dumb zombie when they didn’t have blood.

3. A blood substitute was the whole point behind the movie. But during the movie they said twice that vampires can eat whatever type of animal blood so your telling me that in 14 year period all the animals are dead to and they decided to only harvest humans and never once thought to pick up a whale and harvest the shit out of it. But the must confusing thing was how did they turn people into vampires like were vampires around before or did they make people into vampires its just all confusing and unanswered especially a major part.

4. This movie was boring. Give me some Blade killing action or at least an Underworld sexy figure to stare at for an hour. This movie allowed me to talk to my dad in between scene so thank you for the bonding time. Pretty much I put this movie in the category of all the other piece shit movies that aren’t worth the money and makes me want to take a plane to town those German twin directors live at purchase a bat and beat there heads in till I feel like they have repaid me for the time lost

5. FUCK DAYBREAKERS ….. Youth in Revolt you better carry your weight

Saving An Old Friend

Stuffed animals I believe that every kid should have one stuff animal no matter if you’re a boy a girl or you are like Lady Gaga and live in between these two genders.

So my dog had just spent like 2 hours outside in my parents' back yard for punishment for snapping at my mom so I let Spike in and wanted to give him something to fuck up that wouldn’t result in blood and a lawsuit. So I went searching through a pile of old plastic containers looking for something stuffed with synthetic fibers. There is this huge container labeled stuffed animals I open it and to my surprise its every stuff animal I had when I was younger. I’m talking real young like 1 to 3 after that it was all action figures and comic books (I’m a man a big man). Anyway I go into to reach for this stuff animal on top, which is this huge bear a little bigger, then Spike matter fact I use to call him Big Bear. Spike starts getting all excited wanting me to throw this toy his way but something snaps in my head. I’m looking at Big Bear and I remember great times I had with this stuffed bitch it took me 19 years before I could get a dog Big Bear has been around since day one and I mean day one my Uncle Seth bought this fiber monster for my 1^st birthday and he is literally the first stuffed bear I was ever given. So I had save Big Bear from Spike ripping him several new holes and using him as a practice dummy.

Anyway the moral of the story is why destroy your old toys when you have a younger sibling with plenty of stuff animals for you’re dog to destroy.